#WhatShouldUCallMe

When I’m feeling dramatic

When someone asks me if I know my boyfriend’s favorite color

When a guy buys me a jaggerbomb

When someone gets me a drink after I’ve had too many

When somebody asks what I want for my birthday

When my roommates put an ugly poster up

When there’s a spider in my room

When I have a problem and call my friends

When my bootycall tells me he’s staying the night

When someone compliments my style